"That was awesome to read about!" - Dodger fans in Southern California without Time Warner.

The hand ball on CR7's free kick was immediately negated by how fucking whiny CR7 looks whenever he makes a plea to the ref.

C'mon Atletico. Get it done.

I know this isn't FARK, but if this isn't an instance to use a "Having solved all other problems" headline, I don't know what is.

After the fight, Olivio wore Guerrero's jersey, and suddenly he was calm.

[is in a dominant position]

"We're committed to transparency here at Gawker Media," - Best spit-take line I've read in awhile.

Tim, I only read this article. I did not click any hyperlinks or review this Marchman guy's work, but from what I read, in YOUR column. You are unquestionably the dick in this scenario. These are your own words too! How on earth do you post this and assume people will think you are anything but the apparently self…

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

And then get all mopey when teams do it to them. Chelsea are the worst.

Yes. Let's forget the squad that parks the bus — claiming they're fielding a weakened squad — when in fact they have $180+ million plus worth of players on the pitch.

Start with a grammar textbook

Talk about burying the lead! Who is the MVP and why did Durant roll to him?

Because this is Kinja, where vitriol and judgments rule.

In Miami's defense, due to his old age, KG's were hanging down past his shorts and, let's be honest, nobody wants to see that shit.

Whoever wrote this is definitely going to lose his or her job soon. Because they work for a newspaper.

Give the copy editor a break. It's his first day on the job and everything is neuter him.

Nets? Nuts? There's really no deferens.

My favorite, involving Beltre and Felix. This goes on almost every time they face each other.