"[facepalm]...WHAT PART OF 'LESS EFFORT' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

He's not as serial or premeditating an offender as Ronaldo or Drogba, but yeah, he's up there.

But mostly a flop.

The Dutch goalkeeper could not possibly inspire less confidence.

OK, this is the goal of the tournament so far.

Brazil as a country has a way of ruining the lives of its national team's goalkeepers.

I, um, thought it was compulsory. Isn't it like one of five required rituals?

You know, I live in a time zone where some games are in the am hours, and yesterday I saw 27 June and I thought, oh good, no break. And then early today I realised my mistake and it just ruined my day. Stupid FIFA, can't even give me daily football.

I don't think this argument holds up. Off the top of my head, I don't recall many long-range goals at this world cup.

The problem is that he always threatens to cause a disaster - you can just feel it happen every time he gets the ball in midfield - and more often than not, he succeeds. He just had an off day today.

This happens every single game in La Liga. It has pretty much no influence on anything.

Awful defending killing the Americans right now.

You can start here.

You know what man, I'm not the biggest fan of your writing, and I think you do pretend to know more than you do sometimes...but that. That was a devastating blow. Kudos.

They're never going to hire you buddy so just give it a rest.

Great work as always Tim.

Nope. Keeper had no chance.

Why did Suarez sign with Torino?

I'll keep my mouth shut next time.

Happy to report that Brazil are getting killed right now.