Wow, this is pretty disappointing stuff from Uruguay so far. They're going forward with very few men.

It's probably because the dude isn't Australian.

Too bad this has been a horrible game otherwise. The Greeks are almost going out of their way to confirm their reputation as a boring team.

The hell are you talking about? No penalty. Clear as day.

Freakin' Rizzoli. You were supposed to be one of the good ones.

Different play.

I like how I subliminally made you choose 3.14.

And of course just as I say that, Cameroon start stringing a few passes together. They look good going forward, but their defensive shape is all over the place.

I think the line on TV was misleading. He looked juuust offside to me, by an arm or so.

Cameroon struggling badly. Looks like Mexico will score a few.

Fun day.

Holy crap...

boomroasted

Bleacher Report is breaking news?

Was it impossible for Brazil to turn a profit on this World Cup or was it just mismanaged?

Dismissed. Irony!

His scripts are. He on the other hand has a voice and delivery fit for a blog.

Yep. That was a terrible effort.

This reminds me of this guy who is normally is a supreme athlete but keeps mysteriously being hit with all sorts of strange ailments in finals, usually blaming the hot conditions. Everyone kept calling him a choker.

How about do nothing with this because you guys are not LeBron's parents?