Seeing as this is the equivalent of daylight robbery, the solution is simple: everyone there should collectively stop paying taxes.

That...makes no sense.

You make it sound like he's the only generous person out there. Every player is generous. The difference is his generosity is cynically choreographed by his agent and sponsors with the sole purpose of increasing his popularity so he can sell whatever the hell he sells. You see, it's people like you that make his…

As it should be.

Personally I prefer the shot where he looks crushed after Atletico scored their...[has something whispered to him]...Oh.

Now now let's not say things we might regret. Those Kyocera printers are awesome.

Baseball rivalries are the lamest, fakest rivalries.

Ronaldo was like, "You guys, it wasn't me, what are you getting excited about?"

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Only in America can the opinions of someone as stupid as this guy matter.

What are you not getting about this? It is NOT a good thing because they have no credibility. That was the point of my analogy.

You know what really irks me about you guys? That you cherry-pick when to apply intuition and common sense. I'm sure you don't need to be told this, but the answer is CREDIBILITY. It's like saying that the fact that Assad murdered hundreds of thousands of people doesn't mean he shouldn't condemn, say, the terrorist…

I'm confused. Did those guys only just hear about this offensive name? Not that I'm accusing them of trying to cash in on this for some publicity or anything...

Beautiful.

Yeah, that sure looked innocent.

Couldn't be that different from Deadspin's G__ks Don't Get Redskins Joke.

If that.

You'll be waiting a while. Now that the FCC has killed net neutrality, all complaints travel on the slow lines.

Maximum trollage points.

Equally, you can always acquit yourself of any guilt by simply taking such a stand. The difference is you could have made a real change, but you chose not to, and now someone else is suffering, and you can sleep at night AND you claim the moral high ground. The clincher? The opposing logic is fallacious! How perfect…