Explain.

So they...don't want to play for the Heat?

The US dept. of defense best act now if they want to invade Canada as this is most they're going to get in the way of aggression.

It's bound to happen.

I'm disappointed Kenny Johnson hasn't lent his support yet.

Now with more Jay and Dan!

Hey Sean, go home buddy. You've been a complete disaster today.

Hondo's sidekick.

Where do you get off telling people when they can or cannot comment?

Or, OR, reading a comment you didn't care for but then writing a comment complaining about how you voluntarily read a comment you didn't care for!

[sees facepalm photo]

Could've just said a pile of crap.

Thanks Matt!

This right here is a brilliant piece of satire.

I mean...I can think of many situations in life where doing something that isn't fundamentally wrong in an in-your-face kind of way can turn you into a jackass. Why is this different?

Reverts to type.

FINALLY a map on Regressing where I can actually make out which team the colour is referring to.

CapitalFM writers would have preferred a Bahaman scandal, but I guess this will have to do.

You mean a fourth possibility.

You lost me at "We should all aspire to have a LinkedIn profile".