Brittany is fucking awful..she’s just playing the aw-shucks, golly gee angle really well and snowing people into thinking she is a nice girl.

I need to see the receipts

Y’all talk about this show so much that I have finally decided to watch it. I just finished episode one of season one.

no shame we are all in this together

Sandoval at the wedding with all the extra clothing options was a delight. And the supercut they did of him always bringing backups and alternates -- oh Sandoval, never change!

Too much. Plus, those nails are too long for servers.

1) What’s-his-name actually came out looking pretty sympathetic. Go, DJ What’s-his-name!

Ariana and Tom have my vote for “least awful.” Brittnay’s sense of life went out the door the minute Ajax (auto-correct error, but in keeping it) paid for her new pair of tits.

Someone please tell me why I love this show so much.

Good for him! I drop “My therapist says...” into casual conversation at least once or twice a month. I know the generations before us viewed therapy as shameful and something to keep secret but, as a therapy-goer, it’s hard to see wtf the big deal is. I sit on a couch and talk about what’s going on and how I’m dealing…

In her defense, the Queen thought it better to stay at Balmoral with the boys and to give them privacy. She was trying to do what was best for her grandsons. Her misstep was failing to understand the impact on the general public. Sometimes the role of grandma and the role of Queen are hard to reconcile.

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

One must always keep a spare uterus around!

He’s not attacking her. He’s obviously tripping over her uteri.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

I feel like sidepiece is too much of a gamble. High risk/high reward. Like you could end up with 3 houses and 30 million in will when he dies. Or nothing. And if you do get the money. Wives and kids always be hatin and tryna contest shit.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

I would apply. But I would have to be financial and healthcare POA. I would also need 5 million up front either in cash or assets, and then a 8 million dollar bonus if I pop out the kid. But then again I’m black, so he probably wouldn’t be feeling it.

No, it’s not “how religions work”. You’re only showing your own massive ignorance of the diversity of thought under the umbrella term “religion”.

Hinduism doesn’t believe it’s the only right path. This is basic dogma written out very comprehensibly. The Abrahamic systems on the other hand...