Not a baby but here’s a cute one:

Exactly. I have zero patience for takes that are all “Here’s what adults should and should not do.” If you are paying your bills and rent on time and making mostly responsible decisions, who the FUCK cares what you put on your face, how you wear your hair, or what activities you choose to do in your spare time? Like,…

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

Cheryl Wischhover nails the trend’s “infantilizing” tendency for Racked: “Reconciling being a grown-ass lady who pays rent and buys her own condoms while also enjoying wearing holographic lip gloss that looks like unicorn tears can be tricky, but who doesn’t want to be recognized as magical, I guess?”

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

The comments on that Matt Walsh post made me fucking crazy last night.

who doesn’t

Yea...we foster dogs and cats. I can’t with expensive breakable stuff. All the crystal bowls with hearts and flowers and yes, swans, are all still in their boxes in out basement. Our style has always skewed more scandinavian/mid century, so none of that stuff is anywhere close to our taste anyway, but especially…

As someone who just got married in December and had a sister/MOH who did literally none of the things you have done, partially because she lives 1000 miles away and partially I suspect because even if she lived in town she’d be useless anyway, I say you are released from your duties. *taps you on both shoulders with…

Maybe if your wedding is going to put you in financial hardship you should re-evaluate your priorities & re-think your spending???

I agree with this for weddings where people don’t have to travel. I don’t mind getting someone a gift if the most I have to do is drive 10 miles to their reception. But if I have to come to New York City, or Florida, or California, for your wedding, then your gift is the gift of my presence. I also do not buy gifts…

Proposed solution to those who lack a KitchenAid stand mixer in light of all the wedding gifts they’ve shelled out for: don’t buy a gift for weddings or showers; instead sock the $50-$100 away each time into savings. After 3-5 weddings, you’ve amassed the amount to buy your own. And in your card to the happy…

A Home Depot gift card. Mostly because that’s pretty much all I buy anyone who owns a house, and it seems to always come in handy.

I took a heterosexism class and mentioned in a paper these “friendship gift taxes” that some people collect through performance of life “milestones” and others never do.

That is the most interesting reason for watching the Kardashians I’ve ever heard.

Hmm, I read it and it totally made sense. Seems you’d have to have been living under a rock for this to have read weirdly.

Caitlyn is and was always a woman but couldn’t express it outwardly in public. This is why it’s dangerous to dead name or misgender transgender people.

I know it’s not cool to admit to watching KUWTK but... Kris never seemed happy to be with Corey. He was clearly very kind and loving to her, but she always seemed ‘meh’ towards him.