But girls like bad guys who are ginormous douches! And Nice GuysTM finish last (or not at all Hey-o!)! >.>

Occam’s razor tells me it’s more a case of this dude= someone no one wants to fuck. Maybe he should start treating women like people instead of like their only purpose is as a sex hole.

lol, because “gay” is the worst thing that could ever happen to a kid.

Because shes a pretty white woman. She must be a victim!

How is it possible not to have sex if you make it even a moderate priority?

The guys I know who won’t shut up about it are lazy men with laughably high standards.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

And how badly you want to get laid, and essentially you will sleep with any woman you deem classy enough, even Ohio State fans.

Yup, also, judging from his photo, he’s not a bad looking guy. So, chances are his problem is his personality and approach with women. I know it’s pretty unbelievable, but women don’t actually like to fuck ginormous douches.

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

Honestly I’d rather my 13 year old be into band t-shirts and crazy harlequin jeans than Abercrombie so I really don’t give a shit. She’s fun.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

Wow.

DO NOT PLANT A HIDDEN CAMERA

I could maybe do a threesome, but she’s afraid she would get jealous, and I get that if I’m present in any capacity it could present problems for her exploration of herself.

Yep. You strip gender and sexuality from the discussion and it’s one partner wanting to sleep around while not being okay with the other doing so.

Remove her sexuality from the equation.