Jesus fucking Christ.

The rest of the world’s leaders should follow his example and just refuse to meet with the great pumpkin until he regains touch with fucking reality.

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

This whole thing has been like the nightmares you have after eating too much chili before bed. You know, the nightmares that jolt you awake right before you dash to the toilet with the fire shits?

My wife says that she wants to take care of them because she is the big sister and we both know her husband is awful. In the long run, it’s not a huge deal to me. If my lady gets her promotion, we will be moving to the UK and they will be SOL. And too poor to visit. I win.

It means, the American People will pay billions and billions for the wall. Trump is doing what he does best, sticking the bill to everyone else.

I would love for someone to explain how a fucking wall is going to stop drug dealers. Someone want to give Trump a children’s biography of the Wright Brothers and explain that drug cartels TEND to be able to afford plane tickets and TEND not to send their inventory through rivers and no man’s land?

“You can’t cancel Mexico, you’re fired!”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am now :(

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.

The facility I worked at a long time ago had a therapist who often worked with sex assault and rape victims and their families. She one day was talking about a mother who was angry that her boyfriend was in jail for attacking her daughter. The mother sat in the office and argued that her daughter had flirted with the…

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

She already made an appearance on Botched (one of my guilty pleasures). She got a consultation about what to do with excess skin / weight she still wanted to lose, with the idea that doing so would help motivate her to continue losing weight. The very capable plastic surgeons told her she needed to keep losing weight…

Dude, spoiler alert???? WTF???

The timing of Eden arriving and Kim popping back up on the show absolutely reeks of meddling producer bullshit. And it’s gross. I never much cared for Kim but I do root for her sobriety and this sure seems like they’re trying to see how close to the edge they can get her. I loved the moment last night when Kim…

YOU GUYS, I MET LISA AT PUMP THIS WEEKEND.

I mean, addiction is deadly. I’m glad that someone on Bravo has finally said it. However, someone else’s sobriety is none of your business and no one likes being around a preachy teetotaler. And I say that as a teetotaler. Also, some people still take doctor prescribed medication while maintaining sobriety. Some…

As the ex-wife and daughter of a narcissist, this, more than anything, tells me she is in NPD hell. I haven’t seen this opinion anywhere, so I’m probably alone with this idea, but I dropped my jaw when I found out that was her platform. It resonates so strongly with what I was and what I did during the marriage.