I literally say “THANKS OBAMA!!” non sarcastically every time I pick up my ACA covered birth control pills. I am getting an IUD this Friday so I can hopefully outlast the next administration before having to think about this again.

I am the Oprah of IUDs, I’ve had one for years starting before sophomore year in college and I’m very vocal about how much I love it. Anytime someone asks me if they should get one I’m like “you get an iud, you get an iud, EVERYONE GETS AN IUDDDDD”

Get out of here with that common sense of yours. This is America and this is no place for such a concept.

As if they give a shit about that.

Enough with the sense-making, durned librul!

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

I was actually thinking that possibly Melania was claiming she couldn’t find a dress. More likely, he’s heard Melania, Ivanka and Kellyanne complaining about the fact that no designers are willing to dress them, and figured that meant all of the dresses were sold out everywhere, for everyone.

Spoiler: It’s actually a version of Cooking Mama with Ignis as the star.

Probably from his wife who wants nothing to do with this shitshow.

See I think this gets to the heart of this. He believes this. He is not telling a lie(in his mind) he is speaking the truth! (in his mind). That’s why it comes out so effortlessly and often. It’s like the Emperor has no clothes but just ignores and ridicules the little boy calling him out.

I used to be like that. I’m almost pathologically honest, but I grew up with a sibling who lied frequently (constantly, really) with ease. For a very long time I was jealous that she almost always got what she wanted as a result, and rarely suffered negative consequences for her actions, because she could so…

Hey Donald: The jerk store called—they’re running out of you!

I get the “lie face.” I can’t really describe it but my best guess is that I look like a kid who just stole a piece of cake and it trying to deny it with icing all over my face. I wish I could lie better, I’d totally play poker more.

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

Ha! Guess he received at least one RSVP reading “Sorry, can’t make it. Couldn’t find a dress.”

Don’t worry, Days of Our Lives will come back from the dead only to find out that Megyn Kelly is fucking its evil twin.