Ah, yes...the man who refuses to disrupt his own son’s school year sees nothing wrong with disrupting EVERYONE ELSE’S LIFE.

I mean, presumably the cable read: “On January 21st, all ambassadors will be formally recalled. Make plans accordingly.”

He’s a leftover Soviet prototype Espionage Drone. He’s a thing because the Russians didn’t know what to do with the prototype, so they sold it to the American government. He’s famous because it’s cheaper to get paparazzi to watch him than assign federal agents.

“You know whose take I need? Ryan Seacrest’s,” said millions of people across the world.

Dorit is worse because she’s fake terrible. She has to work hard to be as terrible as she is. Kelly Dodd...now, she’d be the same exact moron no matter where she lived. Trailer or temple, Kelly would flick your nose and think it was funny. Dorit...she’s probably perfectly normal in real life. Everything she does feels…

This episode has only confirmed my original opinion that Dorit and PK are cut from the same cloth as Taylor/Russell and other infamous grifter couples from the RH franchise. Who the heck talks about being born “middle to upper class”? Or about coming from a long line of women who “serve”? The names of her progeny…

My mom always said the visible label was the price of the discount you got for giving them the free adverstising. The Coach bags with the huge Cs are cheaper than the traditional simple leather ones.

i hate michael kors shit. so tacky.

You’re not the last.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

He’s her Cedric.

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…

This was an everyday technique in my house growing up. My mom and dad used to pretend to call the cops to take me away because I was “being bad.”

Don’t know what’s going on, but feel better. Here’s a hug for you.

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

Gonna be rocking the ‘wise old jedi’ look until Kylo inevitably inducts Luke into the travelling troupe of force ghosts.

sometimes, he lets me be the mommy dragon. life is good.

I’m platinum on Ulta too. I like that I get actual cash off my order instead of free samples of stuff I may not use. I use sephora for the play box.

Actually, a night nurse is a wonderful thing for new parents—you are so crazy in those early days, you don’t know which way is up. We had one just for the first 5 nights to help with my recovery and the baby (I had a really traumatic birth experience, and couldn’t move or walk for weeks). Normally a night nurse is…

Ms Carey, the habadashery called and your hat is ready.