This is probably the first thing he’s come with in decades.

If I win the Powerball tonight, I’m going to blow all my money on this.

This is kinda how I felt moving from Iowa (where we had (partly due to gerrymandering) proudly re-elected Steve King, and newly elected Joni Ernst, the Muppet voiced facists of the upper Midwest, to Florida, where we have a crooked health insurance executive as our governor.

Oh Germany, why do you have the perfect word for everything important in life?

I dont know how we save ourselves. I think there has been a tremendous disservice to the people of this country as they were exploited for profit. At the same time i think there was some false belief, that progressive views were staring to win out and that the country was like the end of The Amazing Race, everyone…

The word you seek is “backpfeifengesicht.” German for essentially, a face in need of a fist. And he’s got it, baaaaaaad.

Life experience not gender essentialism.

Yeah but he’s overlooking the part where Congress has to approve a Convention of States, which they haven’t done

Pleeeease? We’re really not any worse than L.A., we’re just surrounded by racist, gun toting hicks.

I now live in this god-forsaken shithole, but *I endorse this message*. These people are the most delusional, racist fuckers I’ve ever had the misfortune to know.

I go to Europe pretty regularly, and yeah, even the most charitable view is that we have a few pockets of sane folks but we are being dragged around by the madmen. America is seen as a bigger and more powerful rogue state, and one that is imploding just like all the others. We have got to learn how to play nice with…

Speaking as someone who has lived overseas for 8 years, the U.S. is seen as a pathetic joke by even our staunchest allies. I love my country to death and readily acknowledge that as a white man born in 1977 I pretty much have been provided with 99.9 percent of every possible advantage in life. I want to be proud of my…

I think we should take this opportunity to accept that this is a defacto secession from the Union and we recognize the Republic of Texas as a separate country, and get a damn wall built around our new border as quick as possible. Leave them on their own. Lets not fight to keep Texas in the Union this time, let them…

Motherfucker I just moved from Louisiana where Bobby Jindal was raining ruination and conservative fuckery down on everything, and now I’ve got to deal with this Jade Helm tin foil behatted jackass?

Asking a person to be held accountable for breaking the law is NOT tyranny.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN

Texas, assault a cop and they just leave you alone if you don’t want to go to court. Meanwhile I’m willing to bet the NYPD is executing a search warrant right now on someones home for $200 in unpaid parking tickets

THEY ALL SEEM SO LOVELY