The guy who played Crabbe has been arrested a number of times. One of those arrests was why he wasn’t in the last two HP films. http://www.bustle.com/articles/31233…

And yet, as with so many beloved pets, he has probably been enough of a muffinhead at some point to totally deserve it.

I’m a hard-core introvert, but I’m not shy and I have zero social anxieties. As such, an acquaintance (now largely avoided) has repeatedly told me I’m actually an extrovert. She can’t see past herself to understand that, no, spending as much time alone and in silence as I do is not only healthy for me but it’s vital…

On the topic of e-mail, I note you have expanded the poop stories cease-and-desist into a poop/vomit C&D. Was there a sudden uptick of tales of the Technicolor yawn in response to the original request or is this more of a preemptive strike? I suppose ‘because this has somehow become my life, that I even have to say it…

This is the pic where I kind of wouldn’t mind being mugged at gunpoint if it meant witnessing the mugger void his bowels and bladder when he turned to flee and saw this coming at him.

I’ve read this woman’s claims that her birth parents were abusive to her in a way they weren’t to the darker-skinned children they adopted. I have no idea if this is true, if this was just her perception but something she genuinely believed, or if it’s as much a steaming pile of crap that she knows is a steaming pile…

Science and history have both proven as fact: don’t fuck with a nana, they will end you. Your grandmother is yet more noble proof of this.

That warning intro followed a week and a half of detailed confirmations about how horrifying the Duggars and the Quiverfull cult are. Yes. Yes, I was braced for far worse than what was in these stories. Bless Pinkham for that, too. I was so psyched for the kind of horror we get in average news cycles that he…

When faced with any sort of advocates I hate agreeing with, I tend to like ‘GET OFF MY SIDE. YOU’RE NOT HELPING.’ Then again, I’m a fan of context-appropriate ASSCAPS.

Way late to this party, but I can attest to the fact that Friedman answers his phone ‘This is Richard Kinky ‘Big Dick’ Friedman’. He’s all kinds of AWESOME.

Oh, yeah. If the matriarch of this theoretical family had made robocalls on behalf of advancing any kind of equality for any part of the LGBQT* community, the right-wing evangelicals would declare they have proof at last that all queers and their allies are kiddie-diddlers, and that’s just the part without all the…

Is that the hypocrisy about gay sex Duggary or covering up child molestations Duggary, or some sort of hybrid Duggary definition encapsulating both acts? Because Hastert (and the Duggars) covered both territories.

Take it a step farther and imagine the men in that family, including the molester, had ties to fairly high-profile lib/Dem/centrist pols and the molester was clearly nursing some future political aspirations of his own. The size of the collective brick that would be shat is beyond comprehension.

I wondered a little about the use of the word ‘goober’ in the headline. Then I saw everything else. Oh, yeah. Goober is perfect.

The ‘playing doctor’ angle is horrifying. It connotes innocent mutual exploration. What he did was wait until his victims were asleep — and therefore at their most vulnerable — to sexually assault them. I hate all of these people defending him FOREVER.

I now have two silver-white streaks in my curly brunette hair. I am rocking the HELL out of the Bride of Frankenstein look right now. I haven’t even had to practice the hissing in front of the mirror: it just comes naturally. True story.

My hope is the hair between the streaks will go silver-white. If my hair does go…

If they had to put some damned word on his forehead, ‘Delightful’or ‘Delicious’ or anything incongruous would have been an improvement. Hell, almost any other word but ‘Damaged’ would have worked.

Evans offered a sincere apology along the lines of ‘what we said was stupid and immature, and we shouldn’t have gone there’. Lamentably, Renner’s response was (and this is almost verbatim) ‘I’m sorry the jokes we made about a fictional character offended people.’ I’m a little bummed Renner opted for the classic…

It also fucking fails because heterosexual high school girls like one good friend of mine went in a tux for our prom (almost 25 years ago, no less) because she felt all kinds of hot/awesome/happy wearing one. (I went with my own joy for prom by skipping it and ordering pizza and watching horror movies with another…

May I ask you to spoil that alternate ending for me? I'm not in a headspace where I can take myself through the game (or even watch the above vid) but I can handle the removed experience of reading a description. So, please?