The author snarks on the outfit, not the guy's body shape or body fat or body hair. There is a difference between mocking a very silly, VERY awkward article of clothing and attacking someone you deem to have 'buckets of cellulite'.

Frankly, even double-sided tape between my legs sounds less appalling that wedging that thing into my bajingo and backside. At least I would have to worry about gravity and cruel, cruel physics betraying me.

I laughed out loud at the 'similar to a headband'. Now I want to have a few on hand for when someone asks if I have a spare scrunchie or hair elastic they can borrow. 'Yeah, here. It's similar to a headband.'

In a universe where I not only had reason to walk a red carpet but a dress that required me to wear one those, I can guarantee I would still be enough myself in that universe for the bit of the c-string that's supposed to settle in the butt crack to jut up and out enough for the dress fabric to hang on. Any attempts…

Click through to the original story. The young woman in question isn't remotely overweight.

As I noted in another comment, I can barely cope when a show I want to watch is unexpectedly preempted. Dealing with this level of surprise is beyond my ability to comprehend.

The story says she had three scans, and based on what the original article reports an obstetrician as saying, they were ultrasounds. He offered the best guess that either someone didn't know how to use the equipment or they looked at another patient's results. How that happened three times, I don't know, but the…

Happened to a friend of mine. She's tall and her weight is proportional to her height: she's neither thin nor fat. About four years ago, she got frustrated because she had put on what she called her beer gut — this little pooch in her lower abdomen that made everything fit tight right there — and she couldn't seem…

I suspect the only reason they never went after the Abortionplex with all possible pearl-clutching is that a GOP pol went to FB to get his outrage on about it. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/…

They're not asking for help with KFC. They're specifically asking for help with covering all the surgeries this baby needs because insurance is balking. I think it's pretty obvious that the mauling actually happened and the little girl really does need those surgeries.

True enough, I suppose. In Europe, the restaurant employees skip the dogs and do the assaulting themselves. http://www.cnet.com/news/google-st…

When I was in high school, I remember reading a brief article about a family suing a crematory. Someone had screwed up the music and played 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes' instead of the correct song. I get that it can be really important to the bereaved to have a ceremony go perfectly. I still can't imagine suing for…

I'm a knitter, so I have a few pullovers that would layer nicely over a longish heathered grey tank top. (I similarly use the other novelty t-shirts friends have given me, such as the one announcing 'I am one giant fucking ray of sunshine today'. It's a high-quality fitted black tee and that's all kinds of useful as…

It was me. (Unisex tank in size 2XL if anyone wants the OP to confirm the first order.)

I've used the Braun Silk-Epil for over a decade, no regrets. If the little bastard ever burns out, I look forward to upgrading to one of the newer, fancier models. The one I have still works great, though.

Pretty much. No other reason for this snake to claim he'll blink first in this staring contest.

That's GOT to be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!

Same here. When they hit that 'One Of Us' switch by being pleasant and unpretentious, I develop that same oddly protective streak. Stephen Amell has most recently hit that for me. I mean, I liked him as Oliver Queen and thought he was a cute kid and all, but then a FB page for a baby girl dying of a rare brain…

Until recently, there was less insurance coverage in those areas and less access to healthcare. Then there's the way folks are socialised to generally mistrust doctors/science while at the same time self-sufficiency and stoicism are hugely prized. Combined, yeah, you're going to see a lot of otherwise avoidable…

I have the weirdest crush on Charlie Halford. It started with his appearances on Agents of SHIELD because of the hilarious way his character walks. (He's 6'7" and he did this weird loping thing where he looked like he was trying to cram himself down to around 6'3" or so.) Because of that, I watched this series and…