“Wisconsin is the Arkansas of the Midwest, and Green Bay is its Hot Springs.”

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

+Lucille’s 4th least favorite child

“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

See, I was that girl who idolized Princess Leia from the first time I saw Star Wars in the 1980s til today. It was my favorite movie series as a kid, and I still love it today.

This is what happens when the gays won’t be your stylists/make up artists/designers/etc.... WE WARNED THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN. lol

This was mine:

Papi is a national treasure

More like Dan Lib’Tard, amiritie?