Sorry, that’s my peanut.

I found a peanut! It was dusty.

I got pocket lint... 

“Do you actually want a muscle car with wide tires and 797 horsepower?” the very serious person asks

Jokes like this is what warrants a visit from the NSA. Just a kind reminder...

What you are describing is discriminatory housing and that’s illegal. What Ford did is completely legal.

Out of curiosity, what’s your background in contract law? 

Almost definitely a Chinese company. Geely or GAC would be good bets.

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.

My sense was that she meant it as satire.....and it was funny.

Still not as ugly as the new Camry. That shit is fucking disgusting.

The front of modern cars needs to be taller and blunter to meet Euro pedestrian impact standards. How do you visually try and hide the extra room up front so it doesn’t look ridiculous? Right now automakers have only some up with large and excessive grille designs.

Yawn. You can’t hardly tell the difference between the X5 and the X3 :

Wow that looks really good and new an————— ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Yeah, I don’t love it but it’s much less ugly than most Lexi and Infinitis.

If I can prove I am the current of a Ford GT would that bump me up on the list or whatever and get me closer to the new Ford GT. Provided I have the means, which I don’t, but hey...

Still less rust than a 2 year old Ram.

How did they even tow it?? Just look at it, they could have transported in an urn, which coincidently would have been more appropriate.

Car & Driver has been propagating the Hemi Viper rumor for over a decade now. Please stop believing their nonsense.

Hot Take: Original Owner is dead, this is an estate sale. WHAT U GONNA DO NOW FORD!?!?!?!