Your choices of cars make no goddamn sense. How can you go from a C30 to a Crown Vic to an Expedition, do you buy cars by hitting random pages in a catalog?

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

This car is so meh, I’ve never even heard of it. I’m not joking, I didn’t know this car existed until now. Thanks. Now I can completely forget about it.

They sell the damned things off at auction with virtually no miles on them for sub $5k all the damned time when they paid something like 10x+ that much for them and they just sat in a motor pool on base somewhere for 6 years. At least we got a cool video out of this one.

I grew up as a dependent, can confirm. By the time I was old enough to hear someone thank a random veteran for their service without knowing anything else about them, it seemed really, really strange to me. Many are excellent representatives of American bravery and honor. Others stole money from church bank accounts…

While not dishonorably discharged

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Because it has the rear end of a Range Rover and the front end of Chrysler 300

I can’t help but look at stuff from Rolls-Royce and think “man, rich noveau riche people sure are tacky”.

Nope, not just you.

Rolls Royce is owned by BMW and shares the tech. Everything you could buy as an extra on a BMW 7 is included as standard at Rolls Royce.

The luxury Element you have been waiting for...

I can’t help but look at stuff from Rolls-Royce and think “man, rich people sure are tacky”.

Honestly, it looks like a shit sandwich.

Would totally park diagonally across two handicapped-parking spots

Hideous. Like a black cab. Not the cool, iconic black cab, or even the new version of it, but the shitty, square 80s version that everyone tries to forget.

The last development mules were haring around the Tuscan countryside with bare minimum camouflage a couple of weeks ago. They are (by European standards) utterly gargantuan bastards. Coming around a corner on a motorcycle and seeing this colossal bastard invading half of your lane really focuses the senses.

The World’s first V12 powered Rolls Royce Cunnilingus

Honestly, the thing kind of looks like a parody of itself.

I guess you’ve never picked up a car from a big auction yard.