That is the face of a man who has just ordered Derek Jeter a gift basket.

Using the knuckler even off the mound. The man lives his craft.

So that’s why he’s been working on the knuckle ball.

Can’t be surprised when he’s said this:

He also broke a mirror. He’s supposed to get seven years bad luck, but his lawyer thinks he can get him five.

And your 2017 New York Yankees Employee of the Year is........Derek Jeter!!!

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

That is odd.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

despite near-impossible kicking conditions.

At least fans are acting appropriately with regards to breaking things with their bodies in the parking lot.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

This is all Red Sox fans remember of the last Yankee signing like this:

Now they have two hitters battling for the playoff strikeout record.

Oh, that Jeter. Still handing out gift baskets.

Of-fucking-course.

The fact that the PT Cruiser had to come to a skidding halt makes me wonder how good of a system is in place to alert drivers. Not that the Audi couldn’t have stopped in time, but maybe there isn’t sufficient alerting if one car came to a skidding stop and the other smashed through the gate. I’m not familiar with this…