Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Bullet proof Ferrari engine and gearbox

Tons of sense for the Yankees. Not very much for the Marlins.

Tony LaRussa is an asshole. Just came here to say that. What’s the article about?

I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.

Just look at it.

You asked the question...

The “Orlando?” That’s fucking awful. I’d avoid based on name alone...

The answer is always Miata.

Mitsubishi crapped on the Eclipse name with a crossover I won’t name (though I mostly did).

Toyota Supra

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.

I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

There are actually 3 Stanley Cups. There’s the original, which is in a vault in the HOF, The Presentation Cup, which you see when the team wins and tours around with. And the replica of the presentation cup, which is in the HOF when the Presentation Cup is out and about.

It’s not. There are three versions of the cup. The original bowl, the presentation cup (the one awarded and then passed around over the summer), and the replica in the HoF.

Because being poor makes it okay to steal. Right.

Woo!!! Free TVs!!! Now all we need is electricity and cable!!!

That's sweet of them. I hope all the TVs were completely ruined.