I know I’m biased, but most people I’ve talked to support the change. The rest are, as noted, “meh” about it.

You’re thinking of “the three-fifths man.” A Phillie concept originally, I believe.

The overwhelming reaction seems to be a collective shrug.

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Goin Down the Kingsroad Feelin’ Bad.

Uncle Jon’s Band

Touch of Greyscale

I could easily picture Hell as an NFL pregame set where you have to eat Papa Johns pizza while John hovers over you, and Brian Billick bloviates in your ear.

Between Papa John’s raw dough crust and ketchup sauce, Little Caesar’s Been Sitting All Day Express Thick Cut Cardboard and Domino’s cracker with meat, I’m crackers with meat all day.

No smoke without fire

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

I sincerely hate this continuing series of posts and I hope that GRRM dies, decades from now, without ever releasing the final book just to deeply upset you all.

hmm

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

I had to go back and check the headline again, because I absolutely missed the word “sprinkler” there. And it was a whole lot funnier that way.

Fire your editor. You have three extraneous words on the end of that headline.

New Zealand has to have a degree of danger just by being so close to Australia, but it could be a lot worse. If the river were in Australia, it would be made of nothing but spiders and drop bears, and spider-drop bears, and the river would literally be flowing towards Hell.

Aren’t they switching to the new “Actually, warming is better” theory?