I’ll give you this, you’ve clearly been listening to my whining about this column not doing the weird and wacky no more. That said... Hell, no. This is a pay me to haul it away type of thing. I hope the owner enjoyed making it, not sarcasm--I genuinely and honestly hope they did have all the fun, because this is for…

well theyre fucked because i checked after seeing the stories and theyre starting pay for TSA agents is 38-41k a year. thats bullshit pay for a stressful bullshit job and you will barely be able to afford a 500sqft apartment with that in austin.

Please tell management we don’t want to see old stories in the “latest” section. They are not new stories. Jalopnik should only be dusting off this off crap on holidays. Please stop putting old stories up!

Yeah it looks like it was jacked up too high for the rear suspension geometry. Anyway at the price ND.

I think never talk to the feds without a lawyer is a little broad. It is, however, important to know that lying to the FBI is a felony, whether you’re under investigation, whether you’re under oath, whether you’re charged, whether anything. However, if you are under investigation, or if you’re charged with a federal…

I don’t understand - this is a hotline for tips, where you can provide the Feds with information related to assets owned by oligarchs in the United States that may be subject to seizure. It’s basically just Crime-Stoppers for billionaires. Why would there be any concerns about talking to the Feds in this case? It’s no…

Wild race... shame on me for half-paying-attention toward the end.  Byron and Truex had such a gap on the field that I lost sight of the cars that were on a different pit sequence.  Leave the room and come back to find Hamlin and Harvick out front... from seemingly nowhere.  It’s easy to drag NASCAR, but the new car…

I’m still surprised we never got an article about COTA last week, Chastain’s big bump at the end was much more exciting than how Hamlin won this week.

“No Man’s Sky has more or less recouped the lost goodwill from its early years”

“One planet is home to an endless rave. (I’ll take a one-way ticket, please.)“

Have you ever been to a three day music festival?  Honestly, it’s what I would picture hell to be like... Probably fun for the first couple of days, but then never being able to leave would be torture.

You don’t say.

Didnt that run over Frogger in the eighties?

You know what this proves? All this proves is that if your rich and famous enough, you can get away with almost anything! It also proves that if your rich and famous, theirs people who will worship you and defend you no matter what you do, and then theirs people just dying to condem you to hell weither you deserve it…

I bet they find a way to blame Max Verstappen

Oooh, Kotaku found a way to get there.  Will Jalopnik find a way to write an article about how this thing affects cars?  Stay tuned!

Just go after them with full maritime law then. I assume fire suppression, crew training, emergency measures, etc. are not up to snuff.

LMAO, people actually believed the guy accepting an award for best ACTOR gave a sincere apology and not a desperate face-saving, narrative-swapping PERFORMANCE a few minutes after slapping a dude in the face like a drunk spring breaker.

He didn’t ‘go after her’, he made a corny joke about her that Will thought was funny enough until her saw his wife’s reaction *then* decided to be a ‘hero’. Thank god The Root and Black twitter are having none of Will’s BS but Jezebel is too afraid to call him out.

I’m shocked mostly at the low key acceptance of what was literally physical assault on live television. What if he had walked up and smacked Amy or Wanda or Regina in the face like that? Would the Jezebel crowd still be so nonchalant about it? Would it still be considered acceptable?

The whole slap was a stupid overreaction that has caused them more issues than it solved. The joke itself wasn’t even particularly offensive or insulting. All Will Smith did was call attention to something that 99.9% of the world didn’t see or had already forgotten about and opened him and Jada up to far greater…