This article hits home for me. I was paralyzed at the age of 21 in 2014, and while I’ve had a very lucky recovery, I will always face a lifetime of related medical costs. I know that there are millions of people in similar situations, and it filled me with rage to watch Paul Ryan give that fucking PowerPoint…

Word is, this sudden health concern-related retirement resulted from a basic misunderstanding. DeMarcus asked for some career advice from his agent, who begged him to just fearlessly follow his true instincts.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

I was actually in London last year when the US election took place. I went into the office the next day and all the Brits were making fun of me - I was like, hey folks, Brexit is forever, Trump is max 8 years.

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

You misunderstand PETA’s position. They weren’t mad the incident happened, they are mad that the zoo didn’t proceed to euthanize them in the back of a van in a parking lot to save the traumatized animals from any more stress.

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

“GRASS HURT MY BROTHER AND MUST BE PUNISHED.” - Kurt, probably.

I did, because I have lots of life to balance and I’m supposed to be on beIN’s email list for this stuff because I don’t have the network. They didn’t send it. I’m working on it.

Well, people have been saying they wanted a return to the good old days..

The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.

THE IDEA OF HIM ONLY EATING ONE CHEESESTEAK AT A TIME IS LAUGHABLE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE USE A SNOW SHOVEL AS AN EATING UTENSIL?

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.