An angry john in Cincy throws a hooker off the top of 3 story building.

No, some of us can stand to miss a few minutes of a 1 football game during week 2, because we actually enjoy racing and seeing a good driver win a championship.

That would mean Bernie would actually have to pay out money. I really don’t see that happening.

Wow that’s fucking great and obscure as fuck. +1

“Why are you so sick?”

I’m convinced when the inauguration bash is held at the White House for Hillary, Trump will be there that night as a guest. The entire thing feels like we’re going to have our 1996 WCW Bash at the Beach moment when the Hulkster came out to save the Macho Man, before turning on him and revealing he was part of the nWo.…

I don’t know Barry....it’s hard for me to feel bad for Cam not being able to remember a few things at the end of the game, since the last thing I remember was raising a bottle of Jack to my lips at 6pm.

I think Dale Jr. is doing the absolute correct move here. Don’t forget, he is donating his brain to science upon death so it can be studied to see what kind of damage has been done to it due to his racing career. He’s been incredibly forward thinking on this front, and really should put an end to the sad myth that…

That’s fantastic.

What pains me about this episode is to see so much ignorance emanating from all corners regarding Kaepernick. I am genuinely convinced that not a single person whining about his protest has actually read what he said. I see endless shitty memes being shared on Facebook and Instagram trying to say he claimed he was…

The people most angry over Kaepernick’s refusal to stand are middle-aged white men, who believe the world will end if Hillary wins, and that Donald Trump is the only rational choice. This all came from browsing my Facebook news feed for 5 minutes.

Stef, I hate to be that guy, but I will be.

I recently contact my elected representatives about lanesplitting. I sent him the UC Berkeley study about the safety aspects of the practice. After his aide got in touch with me, the state senator actually responded to me personally to tell me he would look into it. I don’t have much hope for it, but I did mention…

“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans

The New York Post had a hot take on the ceremony’s weather situation.

I lift all the time in the gym, and Crossfitters are a breed that I actively root for to be horribly injured. Cannot stand the entire crossfit culture and their “fitness” routines set themselves up for severe injury. When your joint blows out because your form fucking sucks, enjoy not being able to lift ever again.

I believe the readhead and pubes thing is solely a consequence of every 6th grade/junior high male being forced to watch The Outsiders. There is the quip about whether her hair matches her eyebrows while he looks downward. It’s a formative moment in one’s youth, and while I’ve never made any comment of a sexual nature…

Ralph...by 1992, the Honda V12 was hopelessly being outclassed by the Renault V10. It was no match for the lighter and more fuel efficient V10 Renault was building. Had it not been for mechanical reliability issues, the 1991 world title may very well have gone to Williams. McLaren took advantage in the early part of…

A terrible joke is terrible. Not much more to it.

I know you were trying to go for a joke, but it was terrible.