You'll get nothing, and like it.

And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

So what? So let's dance!

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

You're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

No, St. Copious of Northern…

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

So what? So let's dance!

Don't you people have homes?

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

What are you, religious or something?

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

That's what they said about Son of Sam.