repostedcaddyshackquotes--disqus
RepostedCaddyshackQuotes
repostedcaddyshackquotes--disqus

You take drugs, Danny?

Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat!

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife!

Thank you very little.

This is good stuff, I got it from a negro. You're probably high already and don't even know it.

You have very……very small breasts.

Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!