Wreaking destruction on foreign lands is a kind of freedom.

If that's the case, why did they wait until now to do it? Obama had already authorized its use.

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Life is peaceful there.

Not really. It's a power fantasy that's deeply held across a broad spectrum of society. I would guess that if anything, the "1%" are probably less inclined to want wars, unless they get their wealth directly from it by owning a military contractor or similar. Because war's generally not good for business unless you're…

Note: They mean English muffins, not the other kind.

Is GBBO coming?

What's this about GBBO?

If it ever wants to compete in Skate or Die, it needs to do at least 720.

Is a "frosty" when Wendy puts her hand in the ice dispenser before giving you a handy?

There was also that time he put all those balls in that house.

Have you seen what the highest-rated shows in the US are?

Wait a minute… Bender's name isn't Bendu, it's Dikachu!

The word "youngling" is redundant
"Young" means one thing
And "ling" means the same thing
Space children
What up, my young-youngs?

I would've called it Wake Me Up Before You Clone-Clone.

I don't like hashtags. They're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

No, they don't.

It's from Fry's private journal!

How are wireless headphones that consist of two separate pieces for each ear, any more "truly wireless" than wireless headphones that come in one piece for both ears?

Doesn't Nazis wanting them dead undermine the idea of furries having expectations of being safe?