Wait, these are actual quotes and not satire?

I too, have thoughts about Northern Exposure. Dirty, dirty thoughts.

There was some… collateral damage.

Yeah, because conspiracy theories usually make so much sense.

There can be no doubt about it.

She really botched that job.

I dunno, monster corporate mascot uprising?

It's bad that you use Facebook, yes.

Hashtag. You're not my supervisor.

Would you say that #JamesBrownIsDead?

If you want something that occurs in nature, why are you at a fast food joint?

Wow.

Maybe they're fishing for compliments?

I suppose so. It feels more Mr. Sunshine to me.

Girls ranged from okay to very good. Great News is mediocre to awful.

I did not see anything 30-Rock-like in its style.

"Me want food!"

I never said they had to sit still for 5-10 minutes for a proper exposure. What the hell does that have to do with my comment?

The AV Club review compared it 30 Rock. That's right. 30 Fucking Rock.

No, I'll just keep doing this.