Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Korl Gets Saved Off Camera by Eugene Special Edition

This was awesome. Taking the early lead after his first run, watching Ayumu beat that score with a great run of his own, then White crashing on his second run, NBC showing his career highlight montages and his interview describing how much it sucked to lose in Sochi and his recent crash in October, having to overcome…

Juneau and I know, but does Hamilton Noland when he sees it?

My Fitbit congratulated me for doing sixteen minutes on the eliptical during the game. There’s no eliptical in my house.

I sincerely hope in my lifetime a Houston NFL team makes it to the Super Bowl. I don’t care if they win. I just want an appearance. The Oilers never made it, and the Texans... well... let’s just say I’m not terribly optimistic about them.

9 days in and we have the comment of the year.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Keep firing Eli’s!

“Put me in fucking jail, please, so I can bond out.”

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

TMZ got the bodycam video from his arrest

I photoshopped him in The Walking Dead once.

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

I Have To Look at the Tape: The Ben McAdoo Story

You said it yourself: “Manning is a Hall of Famer—I think he shouldn’t be, and I also think he will be—it’ll be because he performed at his best on the biggest stages.”

Draws his gameplans up using one of these:

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

On the plus side, he’s attached himself to Carol so will probably be dead by the end of the season.