There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

And then he could launch his rocket from it!

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

If Mike thinks that’s a bad beat, wait until Heisenberg offers to pick up Mike’s money, gun, and passport from the airport.

He looks like a Baldwin brother that doesn’t act.

#AntifaSupersoldiers

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I’m left wing, and it’s people like you who stir up vitriol that the left has become infamous with (more so than Richard Spencer, of who I will get to in a minute).

Carrie get out while you still can. This kinja thing is a disaster me and everyone I know who came to the AV club every other day or more is almost never here if at all. The layout if horrific compared to earlier days. Even if you try for find articles just looking back chronologically you often can’t find them. AV…

McAdoo has the hair of the man that starts dating your recently divorced mom. He drives a Trans Am, but not the cool Smokey & The Bandit one. The real shitty one from the 1990s. “Uncle” McAdoo plays in a Styx cover band and routinely finds hair in his food at Outback Steakhouse so he can get a free bloomin’ onion.

Any time I see a story on Richard Spencer, I always go back to this, and I always grin. We’re in the business of punchin’ Nazis, and brother, business is BOOMIN’!

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Based on the way Eli’s tenure with the Giants has gone, we can only conclude that next year the Giants will go 9-7 to get the wild card, and then Eli will throw 15 TDs to 0 INTs en route to another Super Bowl victory and MVP award.

Seems like a perfect opportunity for Kirk Cousins to go from giant douche to Giant douche.

Those gifs remind me of when I played QB during backyard football games. Because I fucking sucked at playing QB during backyard football games.

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

He had to wait for his stamina bar to refill

HEY PEOPLE! STOP LOOTING, THE HOSPITAL THAT HAS BEEN TURNING YOU AWAY FOR HOURS WILL SUDDENLY TAKE YOU IN NOW.