Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

Yeah but if you set a man on fire it will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Mike Pence doesn’t care about Michael Sam either goddamn it. He doesn’t care so much about it that he wonders why you even brought it up.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

That may be so but Catholic hosts were raised to be eaten.

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?