Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

Dear Jorge,

the current state of women’s college basketball is a total fucking joke where UConn gets the vast majority of the small pool of top talent, a couple other schools get the rest

I know everyone loves the “UConn women always beat everyone by a million and it’s boring” story line, but that really hasn’t been the case this season. Yeah, this game was a blow out. But last week they played Maryland, and won by 6. 87-81 was the final score. It was the best college basketball game - men’s or women’s…

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

What’s the income cutoff to be in the top 1 percent? I recently changed jobs and now make much more money than I used to and I need to know if I should be outraged at this or if other people just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Lose, always lose.

I don’t have time for this.