And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Can someone also send these researchers to Rhode Island to learn why the humans there are not also capable of learning how to operate their vehicles? 

But baseball, and baseball alone, is the only sport in which the very nature of the equipment is called into question as a function of the sport.

....And WR Carlos Danger runs across the middle, yet again...

*chef’s kiss*

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

+220, 221, whatever it takes.  

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Think about this:

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

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