On... on his foot, right?

Texas de Brazil, same set up as Fogo de Choa, but better. I go there once a year to absolutely defile myself with steak. Like, I have straight refused to allow my girlfriend to come with my friends and I, because she would only be disgusted.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

if you want too watch a racist and someone who talks out of both sides of there mouth i would start with the grate american presedential debates!!!11

My takeaway: Grown men should not call themselves “Billy” — or “Bobby,” “Jimmy,” “Joey,” Petee,” “Ricky,” “Johnny” etc. — unless they are associated with the Monkees, the Ramones or professional baseball.

I call bullshit.

I’m going to answer on the slim chance that this is a serious question. I’m feeling guilty about people suffering life long injuries for my viewing pleasure. (I was respectful to you, so please don’t hit me with the “they knew what they were getting into” answer.)

That was a good analysis of pain and growth. As a parent, it’s difficult to walk that fine line you described — obviously, if your child is going to put his hand on a red-hot cooking element, you pull their hand away, but if they’re tottering on the edge of their bed reaching for something and a fall onto the ground…

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Counterpoint: No.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

DJT: Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia...

I have not made an injury comparison to the NBA, merely used the NBA as a big number to help establish the insane volume of people who’ve been injured through 3 weeks of NFL football.

I propose MLB use wins to determine home-field advantage in the playoffs so this doesn’t happen again.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”