The St. Louis Cardinals squandered a perfect chance to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth Wednesday as they…
The St. Louis Cardinals squandered a perfect chance to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth Wednesday as they…
Notre Dame president John I. Jenkins, a reverend who has already established himself as one of the biggest liars or…
I’m hungry for tacos.
You mean Meg Trump.
Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”
The Cincinnati Reds homered four times and logged 22 hits Monday as they completely embarrassed the St. Louis…
Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”
Jon Lester turned in a scoreless start Sunday and David Ross homered as the Chicago Cubs beat the St. Louis…
First of all, shut the fuck up, James Taranto.
Congrats on being exactly the type of braindead moron that allows the practices highlighted in these pieces to continue unchecked.
Small goals, guys. I’ve ignored for two weeks now but have checked my phone from time to time. Goal for today: Do Not Check Phone. None of it matters.
It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.
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Jake Arrieta worked seven scoreless innings and struck out 10 Friday as the Chicago Cubs beat the St. Louis…
Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.
Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.
i hate this but sort of like it
Yes. Properly cooked those are not worse than the best hot dogs (aside from local childhood favorite Rosol’s, which was somehow picked up here).