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ReplacementLevelStructuresEngineer
replacementlevelstructuresengineer

I’m hungry for tacos.

You mean Meg Trump.

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Congrats on being exactly the type of braindead moron that allows the practices highlighted in these pieces to continue unchecked.

Small goals, guys. I’ve ignored for two weeks now but have checked my phone from time to time. Goal for today: Do Not Check Phone. None of it matters.

It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.

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Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

i hate this but sort of like it

Yes. Properly cooked those are not worse than the best hot dogs (aside from local childhood favorite Rosol’s, which was somehow picked up here).

First, buy your hot dogs here

Spiral cut. Trust me.