My first instinct was to laugh at this but it’s frightening how similar the anger of guilty people is. He even tossed out the Trump line about “someone wants to sell a book”. 

I’m glad I’m not the only one to see the “protests too much,” antics that mirror the SC assaulter.

Damn son, are you trying to beat the charges or get confirmed to the Supreme Court?

“He was supposed to be motivated to get out and nuclear physicist level brilliant, but after getting sober he really isn’t taking action to do more than be a bike mechanic who settles done with an impregnated girlfriend he’s dated for 5 minutes, who I’m sure most of us don’t care about at all. If Lip doesn’t “get…

Wasn’t that kind of the point of Clerks II?

I feel like I aged out of these movies like 12 years ago, but I’ll still probably see this one, eventually, maybe?

No need. Fanboys and fangirls will happily do all of that pro bono.

Honestly... they should have made this Iron Man 3, gotten rid of Iron Man 3, and made Civil War as Avengers 2. That would have been a better setup for Infinity War. They could have pulled back on the number of Avengers vs. Ultrons, made it a more personal story of how Tony was slowly losing his grip on what it means…

That you call it Nolan's film instead of DC's should tell you something.

The MCU’s misstep” is twice as good as DC’s best effort.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

Can we just stop pretending these people matter? It’s really starting to get to me how this site can keep writing just enough great and insightful articles to keep me checking it out and then publishing stuff like this which doesn’t matter at all. The critic score will be probably fine and the movie will make a…

Which is funny, because probably the only reason Judge got a second chance at a movie was because of how much of a cult hit Office Space eventually became.

I fit this profile and have never seen The Matrix. The other 2 I own to this day. You forgot, however, the obligatory inclusion of the Boondock Saints which speaks to a very primitive and simplistic view of righteousness and moral superiority.  I own that one as well.

Every high school boy in the early 2000s was legally required to own Office Space, Fight Club, and the Matrix on DVD.

Traded in the off-season, sent down to the minors. I think he plays in Mexico now

I was genuinely worried that I had gone to the point where I no longer laughed out loud at Bob’s Burgers. Where, while it may not be in the Simpsons realm of awfulness, I’d just come to the realization that after this many years, I’d settle for a line of solid B- to B - grade episodes. Then, this episode came on, and…

Man, they should have scrapped the mess that was last week’s episode and used this as the Valentine’s episode instead. Swap in a Valentine’s Day dance, and there you go: love, self-acceptance, acceptance of others—classic Bob’s Burgers V Day episode. You could even keep the zombies; it makes just as much sense as a…

Lip has always been a judgmental, self-righteous POS, but now he’s gone off the deep end of hypocrisy.

Bob’s Burgers usually has stellar Valentine’s Day episodes, but this one was a bit of miss for me. These “the kids tell three ridiculous stories” episodes are also usually pretty good, but this one (though it had a few solid jokes) was sort of one-note and felt like it just beat the same gag into the ground and dragged…