so many Harlan highlights but the best is his call of an idiot on the field doing the radio for the Monday night second game a couple years ago. It was a horrible shit game so he was as bored as the rest of us, but from that came greatness:
Jesus fuck this is an awful take.
Counterpoint: VAR showed that it can work very well in the World Cup and not be disruptive. And so many EPL games swing on god-awful calls that there has to be some kind of answer. VAR is it.
the cavs have the worst record in the league right now, so, yes.
Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.
$20 for all-you-can-drink in NYC? When most drinks in Manhattan go for $20 each? What are you pouring out, acetone and gasoline?
here are some deadspin writers who are BUTT
How much money does this usually cost you?
BALK. Runner advances.
I know this is not what I should be focusing on here, but I’m so incredibly confused as to how the “I am the Storm” part connects to the rest of the commercial. It’s like they had this leftover footage from a totally separate commercial about Jesus, and then just tacked it onto the Trumpy Bear ad because they thought…
It’s the only cheap thing in town!
I enjoy cooking for myself because I can try weird things and fuck it up without consequence. But cooking for other people is still better. I’m not going to go over the top for myself. I’m not spending hours making Julia Child’s Boeuf Bourguignon for one. That’s psychopath shit.
New York area drivers are the easiest to deal with. Just assume everyone is poised to make the biggest asshole move possible at any given moment, and traffic is entirely predictable.
Moisture Aloe. He used to play for the Expos.
I actually think Manny Machado would be the perfect fit for this team. The White Sox desperately need an infusion of personality and Sox fans would both completely embrace his villainy and endlessly complain about his lack of hustle. With the impending fire sale in Cleveland, AL Central could be wide open...
I once consulted this to find out who to root for (or play as in FIFA ‘14):
Everyone would have understood the reference
If she had said Venezuelan beaver cheese, she should have won a car.
