haha...nice. And the world record vertical jump is 63.5". 

+1 smiley face sticker for showing your work

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

This comment fucking rules. 

Joe Westworld

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

The weirdest part about it was his reaction the moment after he catches the ball. The keeper doesn’t even look around, just instantly slams the ball down and starts marching off the field.

It’s because it was also a denial of a clear goal-scoring opportunity.

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

The Astros have a losing record overall for the 2010s, and as of now have as many titles and pennants this decade as the Royals.

First decade they haven’t been in the World Series since the 1910s.....since WWI era baseball. Remarkable.

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

Let’s remember some guys

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Bill Walton did the same shit. He’s actually 7-2 or 7-3 but he always listed his playing height as 6-11 because he thinks 7 footers are considered freaks. Here’s a picture of him with 7 footer Robert Parish.......

the illegal formation penalty is the comedy cherry on top that we don’t frequently discuss, much like how we don’t discuss that the Jets fumbled the ensuing kickoff following the Butt Fumble, which was returned for a TD. 

No jokes or Remembering of Guys for me this week — just a genuine thanks to Drew, and Roth, and Marchman (and everyone that’s guested in the Deadcast over the years) for keeping this podcast going. I actually get mildly irritated when you do a re-cast because I look forward to the weekly episode that much. (Please,…