Thighs are the bomb though precisely because that fat melts off and bastes the meat for you. Cook the shit out of those little bastards and they’ll still be moist and delicious. Then when you’re done the chicken fat is right there in the pan for you to cook your veggies in!

I’m sure he was referring to Paris, TX.

One night in a little saloon in Fort Stockton, Texas, I ripped a man’s leg off and beat another man to death with it. The West Texas desert ran red with blood that night, my friends, and it pooled underneath the I-10's overpass and I bathed as a grackle does in the puddled muddy water of the rolling thunderstorms…

It’s gonna make such a great story when he comes back from his inevitable ACL tear.

“He’s amphibious!!!” - Emmitt Smith

I’m no math wizard, but if there’s 90 minutes in a game, and Hazard scored in the 25th minute, it would be amazing for Liverpool to trail for 89 minutes.

The greatest joy I felt during last year’s NFL season was watching the Bears-Packers Thursday night game with the UK announcers. They use British words instead of American words!

Not to take anything away from the Storm/Kremer booth, which I definitely enjoyed, the UK booth of Quite English play-by-play guy and Upsettingly Scottish color guy is unreasonably funny. “I THINK SOMEBODY WAS NAUGHTY ON THIS ONE DERRICK”

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

The Feast of Saint Monday is a legit religious holiday. 

Unless you’re his girlfriend and you decide you’re not down with baptizing his child. 

As you say, players are in pain everyday, so if the steelers did take Bell to arbitration he probably could point towards a genuine physical issue as his reason for sitting out games. Even if it were the kind of thing that players ignore every day. The steelers can hardly argue that it doesn’t count because all NFL pla…

James Harrison is trash.  

This is the Mets. The substitutes are not better.

using it only to tell the pitcher “I banged your mom”

I used to be a grill cook in a high end steakhouse. I’d say 75-80% of steaks were medium or less. Medium rare is by far the most popular.

Still waiting for Billy’s inevitable bicycle-kick post on that one...

honestly? a mascot that slips twice and then hits a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun is the PERFECT mascot for the flyers

The all-caps “GRITTY SLIPPED AND FELL” does it for me. 

McQuade’s gotta be tired with all this tooing and froing