which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

Yeah, this seems like basic PR. If you are going into an interview (and especially if you are preparing a non-PR person for interview), you are going to want a quick breakdown as to who the interviewer is, what their interests are, how adversarial they’ll be, etc..

What’s in Microsoft’s dossier for Gizmodo?

The thing is, if you have a brain, any time one of the Trump or even Clinton “Supporters” is allowed to speak, it is extremely hard to not start doing a violent and reflexive mental, and maybe even audible, cringe at what they are saying.

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)

come get your boy, Corey.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Twenty Arlington residents spoke against the ballpark proposal; fewer than half of that spoke in favor. The City Council voted 7-0 to approve the ordinance.

I don’t have much sympathy for a 50+ y.o. bro who feels the need to yell so much at a baseball game that he actually gets the attention of an umpire, Bob Davidson or not.

hahahahah

Why couldn’t you operate more than one?

ummmmmm the fire marshal thing was like 28 hours ago

Elevated light rail costs tens of millions per mile. Subway tunneling over a 100 million per mile. If that thing costs say $15m to build it would be far far far cheaper and would only require surface light rail infrastructure.

There are 2 big problems though:
1) You would need to build elevated stations still which…

... Oh I thought you were going to expand upon your objection, but I guess I was wrong. I’ll carry on then.

centrally controlled roads. Tall trucks wouldn't be allowed near it, and jaywalking in China is almost a Rio level Olympic sport now.

Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat

That thing straddles the line between "good idea" and "bat boinking crazy" then proceeded to drive over both.

They outsourced it to China...that’s why.