Also:

I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

Perry Bible Fellowship still has some of my favorite comics of all time for absolute genius in visual story-telling.

I’m amazed you didn’t fuck this up.

Burke rated C&H a 6, so can I have his desk as I assumed he’s been escorted out by security by now?

One staffer ranked Rex Morgan, M.D. as a 9 on a scale of 10 and claimed to have read it daily for two straight years. This same staffer is a Family Circus enthusiast and is not the one who prefers The Wizard of Id and Andy Capp to Calvin and Hobbes.

You guys are terribly wrong. Mary Worth is one of the unintentionally funny things around.

We obviously did not include alt weeklies or web comics, but nothing touches the holy trinity of Life in Hell, Achewood, and Perry Bible Fellowship.

It’s pretty easily the best strip ever and one of the great achievements in all of American culture. Check out the ones from the ‘50s and ‘60s some time.

I actually still dig up my little brother’s old Dilbert collections and they REALLY hold up.

the actual answer is Achewood #1 and then nothing else

I had pretty chalk takes: Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts at 10, The Boondocks, Krazy Kat, The Far Side, and Bloom County at 9. My strongest take is probably that Mallard Fillmore is the single worst strip of all time (it didn’t get enough votes to place).

Here, I’ll make sure we give you some free floss on your way out.

Every time I go to the dentist:

However you’ve got to do it, I’d suggest you prevent gum disease as there is a possible link to Pancreatic cancer, or as oncologists refer to it, “The bad cancer.”

A Pokemon like Articuno should be spawning in, like, Antartica.

2016 is a fucking mess, Patricia.

OMG, how out of touch is this blue collar billionaire (vomit) asshole? Because yes, it’s definitely on the woman to just go find a new career because some man can’t keep it in his pants and feels it’s his place to get wordy/grabby? And careers are so plentiful, it’s super totes easy to just get a new one. And with…

Ooh, let me just skip on over to the living-wage job tree and pick another. Because we all have a whole fucking job-tree orchard to harvest from.