Yeah the obvious thing here is that this is all BS, but I just want to know what the thing is. Some kind of surgical swab? It kinda looks like a big version of the cotton swabs dentists use, maybe?

I’m a clueless guy, but my first thought was this either this is just some garbage he picked up off the street, OR its a tampon that went through the blender when they made the frap? Like maybe it fell into the blender on accident? That’s the only reason it’d look so torn up.

I could listen to this a hundred times.

Love you Bernie, but around here you’ll probably be dismissed as just another dude stuck in the greys forever. 

A lot of polls still have Sanders/Biden/Warren as the top three.

Ok, so I’ve not really delved all the way in to this, but it’s my understanding that the author has a grandparent from Puerto Rico.

Has he been seen on camera since then?? Like I bet he just has the flu and doesn’t want to be seen, but like also did he have a stroke?

Good blog. The time off after my first kiddo was born was filled with many hours playing WoW with my right hand while craddling her in my left. It was great and special and it snowed at one point (in Texas!) and I’ll never forget it.

Thanks for everything guys.

I miss Jaguars Junction.

Also add Herbs, right? Lots and lots of herbs. Never forget the Herbs.

This is a pretty good play by play of how it ended. Basically they told the staff to stick to sports. The staff rebelled By posting non sports stories. The herbs fired Barry and that was it.

Concourse post, comments work!

I was ungreyed at Gawker a month before it was murdered. I was ungreyed at Splinter shortly after it opened (thank you forever HamNo) and I was ungreyed at Deadspin earlier this year when Ashley Feinberg hosted the funbag for Drew.

I like this list. The idea of eating more than one or two cadbury eggs is upsetting to me.

Wait, this may get lost in the chaos but the header image up there is absolutely fantastic. 

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189572771669577730?s=20

“This isn’t analysis because there is nothing to Trump, or to his politics—no room for subtext, no broader strategy beyond whatever seat-of-the-pants pandering is most immediately apparent, nothing but the wheedling and undignified and insatiable vanity that is always right there to see.”

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

It fucking sucks. They’re actively making this site worse. They have direct feedback from their audience that they are pissing us off. Do they care? No.