Killing Splinter is obviously the greater sin, but why did the VC dipshits ruin the “you may also like” on the main page that used to link to like other sites’ stuff? Now it just shows the same nonsense video articles over and over and over.

Right, but to date Trump’s overall incompetence has prevented him from committing atrocities with the efficiency of Bush. He’s also a coward, which prevents him from committing our military in the way the likes of John Bolton would.

“The difference between Israel-Palestine and China-Hong Kong, then, is only that Israel has been more successful in branding its conflict with those it oppresses as genuinely above reproach than China has thus far been with its dealings with Hong Kong.”

UPDATE:

Ellen being friends with George W is fine. Me being friends with Republicans voters is fine and yes we all have to live together in a diverse society with all kinds of political beliefs. Kumbaya.

Man I hope they just go 100% clown show. If it doesn’t show Comey personally breaking in to the Clintons’ house, finding a giant bank of computers in the basement and whispering to himself: “My god.”, then I’ll be very disappointed.

I mean the depressing and earnest answer is my Dad. He was a huge John McCain fan and would ABSOLUTELY be a never Trumper that voted for Trump anyway because “OMG HILLARY!”

Please update with Warren’s response, because it’s honestly tweet of the year material.

As you point out, say Warren and Bernie both jump way ahead and each got 30% of the vote... that still leads to a contested convention and potential nightmare scenario. I don’t see how either gets to 50% with the other in the race.

You go back to 2011 or 2012 or whatever and visualize what you think a Donald Trump presidency would be and you know, tweeting Nickleback memes about how he didn’t do Ukrainian corruption fits perfectly in with what your expectations would be. 

Colostomy bags provide dignity to the infirm.

I think beer money was using sign language to communicate with an old racist who tweets?

I need movie reviews these days to answer one question: Is this movie better to mostly ignore while I watch it on the iPad in the kitchen, or better to fall asleep to while I “watch” it on the couch after the kids go to bed?

I mean I think Romo was exponentially better but I’m surrounded by cowboys fans who never appreciate our QB so I’m paranoid.

As a Cowboys fan, of course I think Romo was the better overall QB because I’m a dumb homer and also there’s tons of stats that back that up, but obviously Eli has the two Super Bowl wins and in the end that’s really all that matters.

Ok my brain is totally broken because I’m at my desk in tears rewatching this video over and over. When it pans out and there’s another dude there.... OMG perfection. “Are you buying our jet fighters?”

Its the “and by the way, stronger than that” that makes our boy here just perfect in a way that no parody could ever capture. I’m just in awe of how he is just a distilled perfect version of himself in every way imaginable. 

LBJ was an asshole and the Vietnam War was an unforgivable mistake, but without LBJ we don’t get the Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act, Medicaid, all the Great Society and War on Poverty stuff. He was better at passing legislation than any Dem President since. There’s not a ton of Dem Presidents I’d hold up as…

I agree. We can rehash 2016 forever, but the bottom line is Hillary didn’t get the vote out where and how she needed to. I think Biden has the potential to have the same problem.

I’m driven mad by anyone who talks about “well Biden is better than Donald Trump!” before the primary has even started! A sentient rock is better than Trump. Harvey Weinstein would probably be preferable to Trump.