Remember Roy Jones Jr.?

This dick pic coverage reminds me of Deadspin’s Golden Age of athlete penis photos. In honor of it, going to remember some dick pic guys...

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Oh no, oh my god no.

They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.

It’s being made by the Chinese. Are we really getting butthurt that the Chinese are ‘whitewashing’ their own films?

You’re going to forbid chinese to cast non-asian actors in their own movies? Because what? They’re not capable of deciding for themselves and need a westerner to save them? White messiah complex much? ;)

I couldn’t say it better myself, seriously.

Is this an extracted sprite from an early 90s shareware hockey game?

well, it is a very large array of radio telescopes

I listened to your mother all night long, Trebek.

Japanese “scientists” are eagerly updating menus, setting out condiments, and looking forward to “studying” this noble creature. With wasabi.

I think Jared Leto needs to read Neil Gaiman’s Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader in order to get a better understanding of the Joker:

I’ve said this before, but I think it’s inevitable that Jared Leto will eventually become so immersed in the Joker’s personality that he will become the character and start committing weird, violent crimes. At that point, Affleck will have no choice but to don the Batsuit and pursue him, in the hopes that by embracing…

Dude, cheez its aren’t kids food... they’re the nectar and ambrosia of stoners. I think they put cocaine in those; once you start you seriously cannot stop.

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.