I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

Because Drew’s riding it?

Why is this hoverboard equipped with a crotch-demolishing stem in the middle?

I think that transforming a decent starter into a long reliever would be a great move for any baseball team.

I believe Deadspin fired Will Gordon so they could sell Coors ads.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

The Wave is fun.

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

Everybody can go fuck themselves.

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Counterpoint: ROBERT GRIFFIN THE 3RD —> JOSH GORDON in 12 games, these 2 heroes are going to have 4000 yards. BOOM the scariest duo the sport has ever seen.

As far as NBA legacies go, he certainly left behind a permanent bench mark.

He actually got traded to the 76ers who immediately cut him. Me thinks his “retirement” is similar to the time I retired from my job after showing up an hour late while drunk.

How very sobering. A career cut short by... well, whatever cut his career short. I think I speak for most of us when I say, “Who is this guy again?”

It appears that the last player to win a title in his one and only NBA season was Sun Yue.