I had a professor in college who was a weirdo Austrian economics guy. He spent a whole class raging against the minimum wage and the argument basically boiled down to if grocery stores could pay 16 year olds $2/hr there would never be shopping carts in the parking lot.

So are hapless billionaire dipshits running for President a one-in-one out type of thing? If Howard Schultz comes back and officially announces for President does Steyer have a sudden heart attack?

Hey, remember in 2008 when Hillary didn’t know that Dems don’t do winner take all for their primaries until like half the states had voted? That was really damn funny.

“On a PC keyboard, you rest your head and cry about your hopeless government-contractor job until you get fired for being bad at it, or at least that is how I remember that going.”

See, my thought was his tweet was a misstep because it makes Warrent more attractive to me as a voter, not because he’s disparaging her. They agree on like 90-something percent of policy. I just want one of them over Biden or Bootyedge or one of the Ryans.

That’s not what he said! He said the corporatists are settling for her because they’re so afraid of him. That has nothing to do with anything she did Jesus fuck we all live in hell 

Well there can only be one winner here. They each have to make the case why we should vote for them, and they will disagree. Bernie’s not saying anything disparaging about Warren here and from what I’ve seen he’s always been respectful towards her.

Everyone jokes that its going to be Tom Cotton, but yeah its going to be Tom Cotton.

People love their taquitos but they’re worse than any gas station breakfast taco. The biscuits are very good though.

I mean now you have to make Roth play the greatest hits for your pivot to video, right?

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

Every time I see “Ryan” in the polls I think “who the hell is Ryan?” Like I picture him as just a faceless white dude with one name. He’s basically a stand in for Hickenlooper/Inslee/Bennett/Swalwell/etc.

Me: “Man, Kellyanne Conway and her husband have the most conflicted marriage in DC!”

Not me! Lived in TX my whole life.

Just donated $20.20 to Hegar!

Oh cool, I’d missed that. I like her! I remember her congress run. Ok, this is good. Beto can disappear into the ether for all I care.

Its not an illegal wall its just undocumented.

Um, before Dems can talk about winning Texas don’t we need someone to actually run for Senate?

Screw Spotify / Gimlet for what they did to Starlee Kine and Mystery Show. 

“I have a140 iq.” - This is a thing of beauty.