Yeah I’m sure it’ll just create some hellscape half-way house shanty towns where they feed the “ex-prisoners” worse food than they had in prison and then charge them for it.

“ The bill authorizes a $375 million expansion of post-prison services for inmates transitioning back into society.”

Agreed. This is all going to be a nightmare, but if we can get Bernie to declare who he wants early then maybe we won’t have a repeat of the Republican 2012 debates with 12 drones on a stage performing to be the most opposed to the current President.

Ah shit. I knew something was wrong when he stopped tweeting. Get better Drew!

The most popular thing Garret’s ever done.

It’ll be Democrats. Just like 2008. Crash started a year before Obama took office and idiots blamed Obama for the next decade and the media did nothing to refute it. 

Hillary won the primaries because Bernie didn’t go after her for her email problem. Dems need to pick apart each others’ weaknesses to some degree so that we get the strongest candidate.

I’m just shocked the Raiders scored 33 points in a game. 

The article doesn’t have a link to the McCarthy option on the poll. 

Would Cowboys vs. Texans be the most insufferable Super Bowl ever for the rest of the country? Cowboys vs. Patriots?

Let me just say as a Cowboys fan: I’m insufferable today. 

Eduwhat? This is college sports we’re talking about, it has nothing to do with education.

Because there’s too much money in the system and it has to go somewhere. 

Also, guarantee all scholarships to incoming athletes. If a student comes in on an athletic scholarship, but decides to focus on academics they should be allowed to do that and not lose their scholarship if the University cares at all about academics.

Man, dragging Snyder’s tastelessness is one thing, but taking his ad money on the same damn post is a spectacular own. Well done.

Everything about that kid’s looks screams “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY UNCLE IS???”

Guys I’m thinkin’ these folks over at Fox may not be on the up and up?

What a coincidence. I’ve tried to watch the first Fantastic Beasts twice and fell asleep on the couch both times. I’m pretty sure these movies are ass and they need to stop trying to make them, right?

Also, NFL Saturday night football every week and lets stop pretending like college football isn’t an ass sport that only bad people watch.

I mean, its right there in the team name.