Was coming here to comment that, but 22 is way more common than I thought! http://cleanuphitter.com/nfl/stats/nfl_common_scores.php?type=REG 1.3% of games. Just below 9. 

Take care of your self, Roth. You understand Trump far too well and that can’t be good for you.

“There’s a Caravan of donors coming from South America!!”

Barkley isn’t Tom Brady, but surely him just kinda taking snaps then throwing to whoever he sees despite not knowing all the plays has to be better than Peterman, right?

Hey I voted for this guy! Didn’t know the part about being a composer.

Looking forward to the Cowboys being the Ass Team of the Week soon. My bet is the Saints thursday night game. 

God, conservatives are such petulant little pissbabies when they don’t get what they want.

Meanwhile the Cowboys are 3-5 and had to give up a 1st round pick to get a WR worse than Dez. Some spectacular decisions being made in Frisco.

If they can do Benghazi hearings for 4 years, we can do this for 2. Don’t stop at one hearing. Don’t stop at one committee. Don’t just investigate Georgia and Kansas, where the suppression was obvious. Investigate anywhere and everywhere and don’t stop.

Do what my (lovely, bi-polar) mom did and scream that your money is in the cash register and they can’t stop you then push your way past them and go home.

Vote Class War in the primaries so that Voting Class War in the General actually matters. 

Hey, remember that time that Michael Cohen only had two clients and one of them was Hannity?

I swear all of Wreck it Ralph 2 is already on Youtube if you string together the clips. I know this because it’s the only video my 17 month old will sit still for during diaper changes.

We traded away our first round pick, so now we can’t even tank properly. We deserve to get dunked on for the rest of the season.

Thanks guys. Got followed by Gawker 7 days before the end there, so I guess this is an improvement. 

Call me when they’re $20 at Costco.

Calling it now: one of his staffers got this from Reddit or 4Chan.

Nick, when I read that you’ve only been writing for Splinter for three weeks my mind broke. The Elizabeth Warren thing (your response to which is one of my favorite things I’ve read this year) surely happened two months ago, right? RIGHT??

Was going to make a Jordan Peterson joke then I remembered that the Seahawks had Peterson talk to the players and we all live in hell now. 

Can... can someone edit the video and put in The Office theme song?