He counts $2m against the Giants’ cap this year, does he have to repay any of that if he retires?

I think this is probably more indicative of the child care crisis in America. Some people have jobs that will fire them if they take off to go get their kid from a school where there was a shooting. 

Is there any real epidemiological reason not to handle human ashes? I mean biologically speaking, I can’t imagine they’re different than any other types of ashes, right? Its just icky?

Do you think Trump remembers that Deadspin told him to fuck off? I don’t think he knows what a blog is. Everything is just online newspapers to him. If he heard the name Deadspin would he immediately rage or would he have to be reminded?

Baby carriers are great! We have a toddler Tula that I can still put my 5 year old in from time to time. She loves it. She gets jealous of the 16 month old that still gets to go in it regularly.

Not sure if she’d be interested, but I don’t see how you wouldn’t consider giving Rachael Denhollander either a place on the board or the job to run USA Gymnastics. She started the process to bring down Nassar and she’s a lawyer. I’m sure she’s younger than anyone they’d consider, but she has the bona fides to help…

On the bright side, good for Georgia to already be early voting! I get to vote in Texas next week. If you can vote early, please do so! If you wait until election day a corrupt municipal institution might use red tape to block your vote as seen above. 

Its worse than the AIDS epidemic, worse than gun deaths and worse than auto accidents. It’s a fucking problem.

Give NFL teams 3 more bye weeks. Four total. Extend reg season NFL in to January. 

Your comment proves he was right from the start.

Bitfinex should be crumbling at some point in the next month, right?

Buy a damn gun safe.

Absolutely. It is imperative to vote for every Democrat available in the general election this November (except maybe Bob Menendez, because fuck corrupt politicians), and then we need to start immediately on getting good candidates ready for the 2020 primaries.

Exactly. 

“If the Navy man who has volunteered to be the most hopeless candidate in America has something to teach the Democratic Party, it is that in a battle, every ship must be manned. Even if it is bound to sink.”

I’ve never been in a bar fight. I’ll be here at my desk awaiting my nomination to the Supreme Court. Thank you.

Yes. Car. The omission of that word does change the story quite dramatically.

It’s absurd. I’m in construction and a school district in Texas wouldn’t let a 40 year old set foot on a job site at a school during the summer with no kids around because of a class C felony from when he was 18 in Florida.

The best thing about the Trump era is all these right-wing amoebas coming out in full-throated support of criminal justice reform and not even realizing it.

How do you get someone pregnant with an ‘Abortion Pill’?