Baby 2: Boss In The City

Same here. I'm sure between that and the new Feist album I'll eventually find some time for other music.

An underused and disserviced Lana aside, this was a much more successful experiment than Archer Vice, to me at least. I mean, I had started losing faith after that season and the "unreboot" seasons had been pretty hit-or-miss for me; so it's pretty great how they could pull off Dreamland 2 seasons after that one and…

Zappa's Muffin Man.

In other news, I hope the WW movie is good (despite my desires that this bizarre, painful Snyderverse should tank and die—because if WW fails, the character will get the blame and not that hack), but there's zero chance the movie lives up to this Sega Saturn ass Chinese poster they made for it: http://screenrant1.imgix…

Man, I hated Roger Ailes with all of my petty, grudge-holding black heart but I never tweeted at or about him. However, if—as Bill O'Reilly seems to be suggesting here—my hatred somehow magically and cosmically helped him finally croak, well, I'd call that a contribution to the society and the best thing I've ever…

Is it me or does Francesca sort of look like Sarah Huckabee Sanders… only, you know, likable.

I'd watch a soft reboot of Pirates of the Caribbean where the principal cast of Going in Style play the same characters in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie for sure.

Isn't that just Amy Schumer or are we convinced that that movie career is totally gonna take off one of these days?

Just a gigantic pot of boeuf bourguignon. In fact, if somehow my means of execution could be "death by sweet, comforting boeuf bourguignon," I'd take it.

What's up with this show's writers hating Bell so much?

Not that it would have played in the pre-New Ottoman Empire years. Genocide denying is a time honored tradition in Turkey that's far older than the current administration.

What is Crackle? Also, are any of those shows any good?

I really love Turkish Star Wars. It's a great, mind-boggling, almost surreal piece of gonzo no-budget movie making.

I saw the 2006 sequel to the 1982 movie Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (aka Turkish Star Wars). I've seen many bad movies that made me angry or frustrated or sad; but never before or after that movie did I simply blankly lamented the utter loss of the 90 minutes wasted on that movie. I think looking at a wall for that duration…

I haven't really kept up with the Daily Show in the recent years but Minhaj's speech last year was really solid. I'm game.

I mean if you want to call "has been around since before the flat earth theory broke mainstream because of some basketball players" "hot new", then sure yeah it's a hot new conspiracy, y'all.

"Ted Nugent The Cure" is a great name for an awful indie band.

“I protect everybody, including Dwayne. I protected Dwayne more than he’ll ever know. And it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t have to know.”
Get the word out. Tell everyone that Dwayne doesn't have to know how I've always protected Dwayne. Print this in your nationally sold magazine. Write that Dwayne Johnson doesn't have…

I'd start selling Kosher salt but this is Turkey and you're not gonna get a good reaction talking about things that are and aren't kosher.