The hell!? I thought Chris Gethard was erased from existence!

I beg your pardon?

Because Hitman's new elusive target took 7 minutes to complete: Dark Souls. Still haven't finished it. If I do manage to get through it, I might start DS2.

She also called Bert "our last pug" but I hope he retired is what she means. I am invested in that dog, dammit.

whoa whoa whoa whoa. "Bert was"? BERT DIED!?

Here's my reason to start watching Fargo, I guess.

I'm sad to say FO4 only managed to hold my attention for as long as it dangled the carrot of main quest closure in front of me. I have been taking my sweet time with Dark Souls 1, though, which I went back to actually finish this time because I can't afford DS3 right now.

What are you playing these days, Whovian? I just started Snatcher.

WHO CARES ABOUT TELEVISION SHUTTING DOWN IT'S MARIA BAMFORD TIME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wholeheartedly approve of this era wherein Winona Ryder is given more diverse roles, leaving that whole pixie it girl thing behind that seemed to have become this wall that kept her career from going anywhere.

Mondragón.

Mongeese?

Thanks to the widespread availability CGI, it's amazing what you can do with a series of nondescript hallways and an Alec Baldwin these days.

This is clearly some Tumblr user using their GLAAD connections to make their Poe x Finn ship canon.

Pffft. Only squares don't exclusively collect and use the LaserDisc™.

Get outta there, Bill Paxton, Jonathan Banks, Shea Whigham and Taraji P. Henson! What are you doing in there!? You belong in better movies!

Go suck a kiddie pool full of moist, flaccid dicks, Chuck. I will provide the pool and the dicks -don't ask how-, you just sit down and, er, take it all in. I both kinda despise and respect you for the lengths you go to just out of spite, you giant gaping butthole.

Is Olivia Colman just permanently pregnant now?

If it turns Cyril into less of an insufferable, insecure, incompetent asshat with an inferiority complex that's suddenly flaring up because of a moderate amount of newfound power, I'm all for Cyborg Cyril.

I love Chris Parnell and I wish nothing but the best to him but I would not feel bad if Cyril just randomly and gruesomely died next episode. Christ, what an ass.